Tag Archives: kids

I’m back!

13 Oct

I’m back from the longest break I’ve taken from this here little blog. There has been a lot going on around these parts. I finally ditched my droid and got myself the newest iPhone but of course that meant having to email myself loads of  plate pictures I had stored on my phone because my Mac wouldn’t sync with that pos phone. I also updated our operating system, which is making it difficult to add photos to Word Press, but I’m figuring that one out. Right before that happened, The Dude and I found out we were expecting not one but two babies in April! So the past couple of months have been spent on the couch feeling like junk. But, I’m back and feeling much better (knock on wood!).  On our many trips to the doctor office, I passed this car in the garage a few hundred times:

We all start somewhere

26 Jul

In case you need a daily reminder.

 

This post is brought to you by the number 11.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kids Today

10 Mar

I know I’m only 30, but damn, kids today can be such little jerks. I know someone she could be besties with:

 

 

Showdown!

21 Jan

If you recall from this post and this post, parents just love to talk about their kids. I’d love to sit back and watch all these parents debate on which kids are the best.

Wanna take bets on if these kids are really that cute?

 

Baby Interruption

8 Nov

I have to interrupt the month of nice real quick for story time. The Dude and I have gone on vacation the past two years with our friends, J&J. Each year we laugh about how we’re going to get “Drunk Thing 1” and “Drunk Thing 2” shirts. A month or two ago she sent me this picture and now it’s extremely fitting because J gave birth to her own Thing 1 yesterday afternoon! Congrats to J&J and baby Z!

Dog Days

25 Oct

Similar to people’s obsessions with their kids, like this chick, we have people obsessed with their dogs. Some might say I’m obsessed with my dog, because I am. But there is a line to be drawn. That line is when you think your dog is your twin.

Or perhaps it’s when your dog’s life takes over your own life.

Maybe another love connection. A strange one, but a love connection nonetheless.

 

 

Really no kids?

14 Sep

I’m surprised she isn’t calling her cats her “kids.” Most crazy cat ladies always consider them their children. For shame.

Stick Figures (again!)

4 Aug

It’s time for my most favorite things – stick families! I’m going to let this one slide because I’m choosing to believe that not only are they making fun of themselves, they are making fun of how stupid these stickers are. So thank you, Ass Family, for making a mockery of this trend. Question though, do your cats suck? Why are they left out?

Also, I’m going to call this family a fail because when you’re driving behind them, it looks like the dad is holding the family up with a gun. Poor placement.

My kid can beat your kids asses

17 Dec

I’ve always been a believer of the theory that if you have to brag to the world about something, its probably not true. Its like when teenagers say “I’m mature for my age.” Um sorry kid, but if you have to TELL people you’re mature, you aren’t. If you really were, they’d know it already. So when mommy dearest insists she has 3GR8 KDS, lets get real, they probably suck.

Here are my 3 guesses – 1 is a highschool drop out, 1 is on drugs and 1 just knocked up his teenage girlfriend and is currently trying out for MTV’s 16 & Pregnant.

 

This garnered a lot of great responses when I posted it to Facebook. My two favorites being:

“If you have to advertise that, there must be something wrong with them”

Obviously that being the one I agree with the most. Followed by:

“Oh just piss off you and your great kids. Wear a condom!”

Classic.